How do I become Ron Perlman?

So this is a blog I've set up to record my day-to-day stuff, to give me tons of nostalgia in years to come, and to remember the stuff that gradually fades from my mind.

Today there was a big argument in Bronies Perth over the amount of silliness or lack thereof should be allowed. Many clowns and vending machines were posted. I had pea and ham soup, wanted to go to Fun Factory to ride one of those mini cart things that Kiah is riding in her profile picture, put Desktop Ponies on my RD wallpaper on my phone (it was previously on my Twilight one, but when i changed it i forgot to add the ponies). I'm procrastinating on writing my Fallout game, Project Horizons updated, Pink Eyes which I just started is great, and Fixing Up Miss Smartypants updated too! I hope that one works out alright. The last story in Scootaloo's story, If You Hear Me Let Me Know, is up to the bit where Kitty is dying of an overdose, and I am not too sympathetic. The furore over Derpy seems to have gone quiet, we're all hoping they keep her. I saw The Room last night, and SESTOSTERONE, BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN, SPOON, GO GO GO GO GO GO GO, MEANWHILE IN SAN FRANCISCO. I can't believe I was one dollar short for the ticket. I think that's enough for now.